The internet tends to piss me off

I guess that statement isn't really true. It's not the internet its self that irritates me but instead the people ON the internet. Stupid seems to reproduce faster than intelligence and I'm not sure why. Somewhere on this planet there is a completely stupid couple making as many babies as humanly possible and shipping them out all of the world JUST to piss off people like me.  I read more rude, insulting, heartless, cruel statements online than I hear in real life! I won't lie, I've lost my mind a few times on a some topics and went totally mental on people. However, I honestly said what I felt was right and  I would've said the SAME thing had they been sitting in front of me. I hear things like this on a daily basis,

yes these are all REAL questions.....

 "You sell dildo's? How will you explain THAT to your daughter when she asks where mommy works?" 

" Ew, no thanks, that stuff is gross." 

 " Wait, you want to birth at home?! Are you nuts?! Your baby will die!!!"

 "You want to have your baby in WATER?!?! It's gonna drown!!!!" 

"Circumcision is necessary and if you don't do it your son will hate you/ have a gross penis/ deal with infections daily/ it will fall off" (alright i'm exaggerating a bit there....)

 "you have to spank your kid or they won't listen"

 " You're kid isn't vaccinated?!?! KEEP HER AWAY FROM MINE!!"

 "There's nothing wrong with Breast Feeding as long as your covered and hiding in a closet somewhere"

 "She STILL sleeps in your bed?! Wow sucks to be you! How do yall have sex?!"

 "Eating organic is expensive. We can't afford it"

 "ew you clean her poop out of diapers?!?! GROSS!!"

Alright, I'm going to answer ALL of those things listed so we don't have to deal with them, KAY?!

"Yes I sell dildo's. No I won't tell her that, because you know what?! I sell other things too!! I'm a Romance consultant and I educate women both IN and OUT of the bedroom. I love my job and I love helping other women. End of story."

"If you think enhancement gels, couples items, massage oils, bath sets, and toys are ALL gross, I would HATE to be YOUR spouse....."

"Yes I do, No he/she won't. Idiot. Do you think cave women had heart monitors strapped to them, stayed tied to a bed, and had Dr's shove their hand in HER vagina?! NO!!! Dr's interventions are the MAIN cause of things like C-Sections. So shut up."

"Wow........What do you think they're sloshing around in when inside the womb?! Yeah......"

"Foreskin is necessary. Don't retract, just clean what's seen. It's a painful COSMETIC procedure that is life threatening. If little girls have a right to keep their genitals so do boys. Its NOT medically necessary and doesn't reduce the chance of infection or STD's. Today more than 54% of little boys are left intact so NO he won't be made fun of in gym. It was actually invented to stop masturbation......please go do some research...."

"Really?! I don't spank my kid and she's calm. She doesn't scream, hit, or even cry often. She listens and we don't even have the 'terrible two' tantrums often around here. You spank your kid, they throw fits, hit, scream, cry constantly, and are just plain mean......Yeah clearly THAT works."

"If YOUR vaccines work the way you and your Dr THINK they do than you don't need to worry. Considering your kid is a walking cesspool though, I think I'll keep my daughter away anyway."

"I WILL whip my boob out whenever and wherever my kid wants me to. Babies have rights to eat to. Don't like it?! Go sit in the bathroom with a blanket over YOUR head and eat your food."

"Yes she does. We all sleep quite well. We cuddle all night long and yes even her daddy loves it. FYI, my sex life isn't your business BUT if you must know.....My bed isn't the only flat surface in my house ya know. Get creative, It's more fun ;)"

"Actually buying junk food and fast food is expensive. Cooking and making everything myself saves me lots of money and I'm a lot healthier."

"Yup. I sure do. Don't you clean poop off YOUR kid's butt? OH and FYI legally you're SUPPOSED to dump poop out of a disposable diaper into the toilet too. It isn't supposed to be put into a landfill. I save money and you just do less laundry. Whatever works for ya!"

So now that we're past all of that, ANY questions?! :)